- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

the power to get in the van

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to be a common person

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

Pointless Super Powers