- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to sweat acid.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

Nope. Just nope.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to be powerless

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to turn wine into water

the power to convert farts into burps.

The power of eating from ears.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The ability to see through insects.

Pointless Super Powers