- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power drown in water

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to ejaculate

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to smell people's moods

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

Pointless Super Powers