- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to see everyone as a tree

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

the power to eat bread

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to plank

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to talk backwards

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Pointless Super Powers