The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to speak in Braille

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to smell poo...

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Stop clapping

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!