The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to see the present

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to die.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!