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Vanilla scented blood
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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.
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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.
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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.
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Nipple Radar.
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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it
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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.
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The power to break your Nokia phone.
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The power to permanently shorten your own penis
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Being alive (until you die).
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the power to see the things that are happening right
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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.
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The ability to draw a perfect circle.
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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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the ability to un-dank any meme
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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to zap people but only yourself
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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The power to knock yourself unconscious
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the power to turn retarted
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!