The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!