The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to do nothing.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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See through invisible people

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!