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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.
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The power to turn water into wine.
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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.
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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you
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the ability to un-dank any meme
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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The power to communicate with sperm.
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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.
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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.
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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat
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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.
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the power to like charlie
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the power to herd cats
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.
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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground
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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear
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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.
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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver
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the power to sleep while standing!
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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.
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The power to control Rollie pollies
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!