- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to die whenever you want.

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to not have any power.

The power to block your own powers

the power to sleep during day

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to be french.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Pointless Super Powers