Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to fly but only in your room

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!