- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.