The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to even

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

75% levitation

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!