The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to not care.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!