- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

the power to be in AA.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The power to see concrete yellow

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to be unable to have a power.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to turn into random objects

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to sexually attract whales

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

Pointless Super Powers