The power to never finish your sente

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!