the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to die at will

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!