- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to become translucent

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to see air

The power to be powerless

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to stick your head up your ass

yo mama

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have hindsight.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Pointless Super Powers