the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to run in slow motion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!