The power of dying whenever you want.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!