The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to poo.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!