- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to break a Nokia

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power of learning

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

the power to control urine

the power to read your own thoughts

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

Pointless Super Powers