The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to break bones at will.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to be dead

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!