To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to die

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!