The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to live.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!