The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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To shit bricks.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to shit for 5 days

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!