the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power of fart helium

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to do nothing

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!