the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!