- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any powers

The power to smell people's moods

The power to run at 0.5mph

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the power to count from A to purple

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

to die when you are happy

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers