The power to start time.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!