The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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Acid tears.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power of fart helium

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!