- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to smell poop

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to die at will

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to be alone

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

Pointless Super Powers