have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!