the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!