The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The Power to fart glitter

Stop clapping

The power to be afraid of horses.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to change your urine to any color

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!