The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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Every time you clap some one dies

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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open up pickles glass

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!