The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to poo.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!