The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to itch your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!