- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

the power to complete math exercises

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to die

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

the ability to become black.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power drown in water

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

Pointless Super Powers