The power to break a Nokia

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power of learning

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to control urine

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!