- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Acid tears.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to like charlie

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to kill yourself

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

They power to be able to make meth.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to control Rollie pollies

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

Pointless Super Powers