The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to jizz money

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!