The power to be a common person

The power to jump faster.

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to science.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to die

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to forget what your superpower is

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!