The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to hovertate

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to control dodos

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Nothing

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!