The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!