- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to die when you get old

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to ejaculate

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

to die when you are happy

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to display emotions at will

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

Pointless Super Powers