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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.
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The power to let someone control your dick
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The power to invent things as soon as you see them
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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The power to die when you get old
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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.
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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
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The power to communicate with sperm.
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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011
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The power to ejaculate
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to die when you are happy
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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.
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The power to display emotions at will
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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry
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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.
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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.
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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.
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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.
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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.
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The power to turn into a pebble
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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.
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The power to fly, but only fly north
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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!