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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.
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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.
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the power to turn O2 into CO2
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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.
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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.
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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it
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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up
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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop
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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)
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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear
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The Power to Read really Small Words
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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century
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the power to melt your bones
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The power to die at will.
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X ray vision on chairs
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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.
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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.
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The power to be a dick.
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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?
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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!