- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

To shit bricks.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power that turns farts into music.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to teleport through open doors.

Pointless Super Powers