the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to shape shift into water

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to die everytime you pee

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to have a power

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to make thin air that is harmless

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!