The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to see through insects.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

See through invisible people

The power of being pointless

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to write in invisible ink

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to find spare change in the sofa

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to swallow instead of spid

the power to always hug people

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The power to see through windows

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!