the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!