- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The Power to Read really Small Words

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

the power to melt your bones

X ray vision on chairs

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

Pointless Super Powers