- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to ejaculate

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

Pointless Super Powers