The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to be born again

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

power to be an alcohoic

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

Super-slowness

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!