The power to be a dick.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!