- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to science.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to write a country song

The power to die

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power of being yourself

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

Pointless Super Powers