the power to write on cellophane

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to troll.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!