- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to not have super powers...

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the power to be forever alone

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power of women's rights.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

Pointless Super Powers