The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to jump faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!