The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to be dead

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The power to make pointless super powers

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!