the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to start time.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!