The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to be alone

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!