Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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See through invisible people

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!