- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to not do it.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

X ray vision on chairs

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to jerk off

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

blindness

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to run as fast as a snail.

Pointless Super Powers