- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to be normal and average

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to pee any color

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to be born again

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes