The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to not have any powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!