- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to see through anything except air.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The Power to fart glitter

Pointless Super Powers