The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to turn any object into food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!