- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to not have any powers

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

Pointless Super Powers