The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!