The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Dejavu

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!