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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.
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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.
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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.
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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.
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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.
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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime
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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people
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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.
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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.
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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.
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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT
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The power to fly but only when touching the ground
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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.
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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it
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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.
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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.
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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up
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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew
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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series
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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear
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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!