The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!