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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times
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The power to control Rollie pollies
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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.
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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.
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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up
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X ray vision on chairs
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The power of dying whenever you want.
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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed
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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.
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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off
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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks
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The power to become yourself
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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht
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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.
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The power to shape shift into water
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the power to turn into amy rose
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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.
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The ability to turn cement into pudding
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The power to make a pointless superpower.
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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.
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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!