- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power of learning

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Nope. Just nope.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to understand math.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

the power to read your own thoughts

the power to control urine

The power drown in water

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!