The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to be born again

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!