- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to turn any object into food

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

Pointless Super Powers