The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Aweonao

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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swear words -jesse

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to not finish your

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!