the power to kill plants in a desert.

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to be shitty

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!