The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!