- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

The power to have all the powers written in here

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to lick your own elbow

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

the power to die on the spot

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

Pointless Super Powers