the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to even

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to hovertate

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to control dodos

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!