The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!