The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power of women's rights.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!