the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Dejavu

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to understand irony.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Justin Bieber

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!