The Power to Read really Small Words

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

the power to see the present

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power to be a dick.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

to do nothing

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to run Crysis.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!