The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!