The power to be born again

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to die at will

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Super-slowness

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!