The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to die at will

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power of trolling your self

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to hate nature

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!