The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!