The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to become yourself

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!