The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!