The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!