The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!