- Pointless Super Powers

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to wish you had a power

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power of laser pointer vision.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power of being pointless

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the power to time travel to the present

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to like charlie

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!