The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!