- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through windows

The power to close your nose

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to be fireproof under water

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power to animate condiments

the power to write comic books

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to only see glass.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

Pointless Super Powers