- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to sleep while you're awake.

Pointless Super Powers